Aliza is in a binding situation, literally! With her breasts constricted, wearing her brother's loose clothing, and dropping her voice to the lowest level, she's attending Ascham, an all boy's school! If that's not enough, throw in an extremely hot roommate, who suspects Aliza, aka Alex, of not being exactly what "he" appears to be and you have the start of a chaotic relationship--if you can even call it that.
He has a twisted sense of humor and he hates my hair colour. He feeds me chokoberries just so he can kiss me and taste them from my mouth.The bastard is my Master.
Alston. The atrocious Fae.
She has the ugliest hair he has ever seen and does not appreciate his amazing sense of humor. She loses her temper and her sharp tongue can outrun any Fae he has ever known.The urchin is my servant.
Méav. The raven haired ecce.
Life is an empty shell if there is no one there beside you to share it with. Celest knows that all too well. After overhearing her fiancé making love with her step-sister, she shatters. Her quiet reserve is pushed aside to let out a torrent of emotions that have been boiling for the past years.
In an attempt to distance herself from all those who belittle her, she decides to take a long trip to South America. She finds herself taking a flight to Margarita Island with one other lone passenger on the plane.
Too bad life doesn’t always work out as planned.
While the world is very familiar with the whole Spiderman series/movies, what many of the western world doesn't know is that their beloved underwear adorned superhero has a Japanese counter-part, who is very lacking in funds and giving his Spiderman namesake a very tacky image.
While I was watching some random youtube videos, I came across this amazing, refreshing, new twist to the whole spiderman series--in Japanese. It's downright hilarious!
There's a speedy 'spidermobile' known as the 'spider machine GP7' that presents itself as a cheap knockoff of the batmobile.
There's a wristband device thingy which is voice activated and sends thick rope out of Spiderman's wrists
A toy trucks that fall off of bridges in a lame attempt to re-create an accident
An odd looking green stone monster with very bad driving skills who looks like he walked out of one of the Power-Ranger series (of course, I can't pinpoint exactly which one of the series he might have been snatched from, the Linghtspeed Rescue, Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder or Mystic Force...there's obviously more series, but at the moment I can't recall all of them)
awesome Spiderman theme song. I have to give the guy who randomly says 'Spiderman' in a breathless wisher some props--the song kinda reminded me of Teen Titans...I dunno, let me know what you guys think
And the cherry on top of all this? The 'Spider-walk of Suspicion' as I like to call whatever the Japenese Spiderman did during the 1:52 min. time mark in the video.
oh and plastic nets? Where did I see plastic nets?
All in all, it should be a big success--for an entry in America's Funniest Home Video's, too bad it's Japanese...
Don't believe me? Well, I've attached the video below, and for those who want to watch the main attraction of the video, you can watch till around 3 Min. and still get all the juiciest bits, the video is attached below.
So you want to be a virgin...again? Sorry guys, you need not apply, because it's exclusively for girls, but I guess you reap the rewards.
Hymenoplasty is a vaginal surgery that's quickly becoming very popular. It's basically the restoration of the hymen: the thin protective tissue that is way back in the vagina (well, actually it's not part of the vagina at all as many people believe, but the vulva, which is an external genital area behind the vagina), it tears during your first intercourse, or in some cases during strenuous exercise such as sports and causes some internal bleeding and discomfort.
What is hymenoplasty? Well, in lamens terms, the surgery restores a torn hymen (Hymen Repair Surgery) by restitching it using dissolve-able stitches. The Small blood vessels in the surrounding area are thus connected to the stitching and cause some bleeding upon tear to simulate the 'popping of the cherry'.
You are not hospitalized as a result of this surgery and can return to daily routine in a few hours after the surgery. The usual cost for the surgery is about $1800-5000.
Many women get the surgery done due to cultural reasons: The family might object to loss of honor (the girls virginity is used as a sign of purity). Also, many women who are engaged want to get the surgery done prior to their marriage to make the occasion special and simulate the 'first-time' experience.
There is an increasing number of women who are getting the surgery done as a valentines day present for their boyfriend, or as an anniversary gift for their husband. Where before the statistics for hymenoplasty was as low as ~10/month, it is close to ~200/month now.
What do you guys think of this rather bizarre surgery, but keep in mind that nose jobs, implants, blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery) and botox are also some surgeries the women and men undergo to look beautiful and in essence increase their desirability.
So compared to the cosmetic surgeries above, how much worse/normal is hymenoplasty?
My opinion? Well, I really don't care. People who get it done have their own issues and reasons behind it. If they so choose to undergo something like this, that's their problem and since it doesn't effect me in any way, shape or form, it's not my business.
As far as trying the surgery myself, I don't think it's something I would ever be able to do. Not my piece of pie...this cosmetic surgery business.
In so many of the books I read (Historical Romance Novels), virginity is such a big issue. If a female is not a virgin upon marriage, the husband can get an annulment as it's seen as a breach of the marriage contract. Also, if the girl is not a virgin upon marriage, the husband will forever be suspicious if there is ever a child due to the fact that there were no condoms in those times to protect from pregnancies. So you can't tell whose child you might be fathering. That put virginity on a big pedestal and caused it to be a wanted commodity if marriage was involved because it basically meant for the guy that the kids will be his own.
Have you ever had an uncomfortable conversation with you mom where she gives her opinion regarding your attributes...or lack thereof? More than likely you have, especially if you are a girl.
If its not about being fat and getting you to eat less, then its about being too skinny and begging you to eat more--which in my case has become the bane of my existence. No dinner goes by with my family that I am not reminded of how I need to gain weight. It's a sort of joke with my family, and the main topic of many conversations, their favorite is the "Would you look at that, she finished her plate. She'll survive for the coming week yet." or blowing at me and pointing in the distance saying "Oh look, there she goes!"
Of course, you guys probably have your own little issues, but what I was getting at today was the issue of big breasts, or maybe small breasts...
I would think it logical to say that, if a girl is petite (small in height), she would therefore be small everywhere, which would of course include her breasts. But apparently my mother has problems with that logic. She likes to remind me time and time again that I am lacking in the "ahem...chest area".
Well thank you mother for letting me know, I was very ignorant of it prior to your warning, seeing as I am blind and don't know how to use the mirror in my washroom...
Anywho, suffice it to say that in no uncertain terms, my mother told me to get bigger boobs. This comment more than anything cracked me up, which she took to heart and now thinks I don't mean to rectify the offense of my small breasts, so she went out and got some push-up bras for me.
When I refused to wear them, she became more stressed.
I can just see my mom having one of these expos regarding small breasts
Now her main focus has shifted from my breasts to my weight again, as she likes to say "Once you get a little meat on you, it'll hopefully fill the right places!"
Sure mother, whatever you say...
As to what I think of my body, i'm pretty happy with it. Yes, i'm small in height compared to my brothers who are 6 feet, me being only 5'3 or so, and I have small breasts, I am not too worried about it in the way my mom is.
In a way it's helpful because I am what you might term a 'tomboy', and thinking about getting bigger breasts only brings one thought to my mind "Hmmm...wouldn't they be heavier?"
As you might be wondering what this all has to do with the wattpad-catalog, I finally decided to write the next chapter of Survival Guide, and for those who read the story, you will know that I fashioned Aliza's body to be much like mine--hence her being able to fit into an all boys school without the hinderence of big breasts to cover and in the coming chapter, as Shakespeare might put it, there's, "Much Ado About Breasts"
So Hopefully you guys look forward to the sizzling chapter as Lucien is caught kissing Aliza *SHOCK* and Aliza discussing her breasts.
Oh, and below is this funny little video I found on the web, it basically shows you how to get bigger breasts, but my main problem is the make-up, god knows I can't abide that stuff on my face, let alone try it on my breasts. But it's entertaining to watch nonetheless.
Hi guys, I was browsing the web and came upon this really cute short love story, it's a folk legend and I thought since it was nice and short, why not post it here.
There is a folk saying, “Three people with five eyes which refers to three people looking at something and still failing to see its defects.
Another expression is “The next day is too late to discuss long and short legs!”, which means once a deal is made it is too late to reconsider its advantages or disadvantages. Sometimes the two expressions are linked together. But they both mean the same thing: you should look over the merchandise before buying it, because the next day is too late to complain about defects.
There once lived a matchmaker named Xiàng Qīn famed for being able to find a mate for absolutely anybody. She was approached by a boy with one leg shorter than the other who sought a beautiful girl for his bride. And she was approached by a girl blind in one eye who sought a handsome boy as a husband. And she decided to match them to each other.
When the time came for their formal meeting Xiàng Qīn told the boy to stand casually in the doorway and rest his short foot on the high threshold so the girl wouldn’t see the two legs together.
And she told the girl to stand in the doorway on the other side of the room and keep half of her face hidden behind the door frame, merely peeking around, so as to convey the impression that she was very demure and shy. Both of them did this, and therefore neither got a full view of the other. And both of them loved what they saw. So they agreed to the marriage.
“You must be absolutely certain,” said the matchmaker. “Once you are married, I don’t want any of this business about “three people with only five eyes,” as the old expression has it, or any misgiving about the “long and short” of anything. The young man and the young woman both thought these were merely hackneyed turns of phrase and remained enthusiastic about the marriage.
After they were married, the groom lifted the bride’s veil and was shocked to see her blind eye. But she wasn't blind in both eyes, and with her veil up she immediately spotted his short leg. And that is how they discovered that the sneaky matchmaker meant these phrases quite literally, for of the three of them, the bride was missing an eye, so truly there were three people with five eyes; And the groom truly had a long leg and a short one. But by then, of course, it was too late to do anything about it.
Well, the quick answer to that is, yes. I can track down, (yes, it does sound stockerish) anyone who clicks on the link for your story on my website, and many people who browse the site actually end up picking one of the stories on it.
Some recent stories that have been clicked have been:
All Boys School Survival Guide for Girls
A night to remember
Crushed by a Crush
A New Maid And a Beautiful Bachelor Don’t mix!
Beautiful Beautiful
I slept with the President's son when i was drunk and now i have to MARRY him? FML!
That's the benefit of submitting your story on the blog, you get more exposure to readers from wattpad who otherwise might never see your story. Also, you get people who find the blog through search engines etc who end up seeing your summary and want to read your story.
Currently, I am looking for anyone who has already completed a story to submit it. More then likely, the first thing people want is a completed story, so that means more people would read your story ;]
I used to have this accessive drama disorder, for those of you who are currently suffering it, you know what i'm talking about. You see a drama on the web, you want to watch it regardless of the fact that you have no idea what the people are saying [thank god for subtitles].
Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention that the drama's i'm talking about are the asian kind (Korean dramas, Japanese Dramas, Taiwanese dramas, Thai dramas, Filipino dramas, Chinese dramas etc...). Currently I have not been watching too many because it seems like there are no exceptional dramas coming out at the moment, or it just me having a relapse and getting bored too quickly? The only drama that seemed to have gripped me in the past year has been:
You're Beautiful [K-drama].
Anywho, so my addiction moved on to historical romance novels, which I have been devouring like a maniac because I have more than likely read 300+ books in the last year (I am really not exaggerating, during the summer, I read about two novels in one day--yes, I ate, slept, dreamed novels. And Hence, I ended up getting into writing stories of my own, albeit not historical novels, although Holier Than Thou is a bit on the historical side (yes, I know, I just couldn't resist).
Now, I wonder what gets you guys into something and that you end up getting obsessed as I do? What made you decide to write a story, or whatever your addiction is.
Ok, I am going to strangle someone!!! Arg, what the heck is wrong with the blog header? It was just fine a couple of minutes ago, for those who are seeing it right now, there is a blank space at the top of the page where the header should be, so i'm going to try and fix that.
Edit: OK, so I spent some hours fixing the missing links, and now the header should appear, if you guys are still having some difficulty viewing it, leave me a msg. Just mention that it's something to do with the layout.
Also, there's the whole thing with the genre's that I have to go through. They have to be tweaked a bit so they look like the 'Romance' genre, but i'll do that in a bit.
Anywho, I am going to give some good news as well, not all is going haywire, just most of my life. I'm writing the next chapter for "All Boys School Survival Guide for Girls" right now, so hopefully you guys will be able to read it by the end of the day :]
I'm also going to try and make it a bit longer, but don't hold me to that promise.
Ok, I swear this is going to be the last one. It takes me a lot of time to make the blogs, but I usually grow tired of them really quickly.
I got this blog because its so simple and clean. The last one had too much going on. Too many scrolling thingys, too many button to click and I didn't like the salmon colour in the background too much, so the white for this blog is just simple and clean.
It's going to take me some time to get everything going, but bear with me guys and hopefully i'll get everything running asap.
I just posted the Romance section and I have to say, i'm already liking to more then the last one because it's a little more edited and the titles are more enhanced. Let me know if you guys like this blog or the last one, suggestions and comments are always welcome.
